Henry Saw: Half of Year One

I made it a whole 45 minutes!


This is a limp, sad, boring, stupid, choppy, irritating, predictable, cliche-ridden, fart stain of movie that has not one redeeming quality (I went those painful 45 minutes without even smirking once) and is just a huge turd. This isn't historically bad but it's certainly the worst film of the summer this far. Both Jack Black and Michael Cera need to be shot to the moon or shot in the head. Their shtick is incredibly played out and the combination of the two was just more than I could handle. I'd hate this movie but it wasn't even enough of a movie to feel passionately about. It was just a series of random skits that were the opposite of funny. The worst thing about a really bad comedy is that there is nothing funny about them. A bad drama or action movie you can sometimes laugh at the film; a bad comedy is just awkward and infuriating. I could go on but I don't have the time or desire to continue to tell you not to see this movie. Instead, I will quote a smart man who was in the theater when I saw V For Vendetta with two friends. This wise fellow stood up as the credits rolled on V For Vendetta, another terrible film, and yelled loudly:

"BOO, BOO, BOO"

Indeed. Boo Year One. Boo, Boo, Boo.

Grade: D-

Best Scene: Not Applicable