The Golden Raspberry Awards

The day before the Oscar Nominations are announced, the official "Worst of the Year" awards, The Razzies, named their nominees -



Worst Picture
Disaster Movie
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Meet the Spartans
The Happening
The Hottie & the Nottie

Pretty good list. One movie that obviously should not have been nominated, and thank Christ it wasn't', was the brilliant, mind-blowing, devastatingly awesome The Love Guru. Good job Razzies, Bravo. I guess of the nominees, though I haven't seen them all, one has to assume that Disaster Movie is one of the worst movies ever made while the rest are simply bad.


Worst Actor
Mike Myers - The Love Guru
Eddie Murphy - Meet Dave
Al Pacino - 88 Minutes and Righteous Kill
Mark Wahlberg - The Happening and Max Payne
Larry the Cable Guy - Witless Protection

Well obviously Mike Myers should be nominated for an Oscar, not a Razzie, so shame on them. Al Pacino probably should win it for the double threat of suck he put out this year.

Worst Actress
Jessica Alba - The Love Guru and The Eye
Cameron Diaz - What Happens in Vegas
Paris Hilton - The Hottie & the Nottie
Kate Hudson - Fool's Gold and My Best Friend's Girl
The Entier Cast of "The Women" - Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan.

I saw The Women on a plane...it should win this. I promise you...it should win this.

Worst Supporting Actor
Uwe Boll, Postal
Pierce Brosnan - Mamma Mia!
Ben Kingsley, The Love Guru, War, Inc., The Wackness
Burt Reynolds, Deal and In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Verne Troyer, The Love Guru and Postal.

What's with all The Love Guru hate? I can't imagine Brosnan was that bad. Again, might have to go with Ben Kingsley for the sheer volume of pathetic he put out there.

Worst Supporting Actress
Carmen Electra - Disaster Movie, Meet The Spartans
Paris Hilton - Repo! The Genetic Opera;
Kim Kardashian - Disaster Movie
Jenny Mccarthy, Witless Protection;
Leelee Sobieski - 88 Minutes, In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

Man that's a brutal group. Sobieski is the only one there who once tried to be a real actress. So lets say her; also, I did see 88 minutes and she did indeed suck.

Worst Screen Couple
Uwe Boll and Any Actor, Camera and Screenplay
Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher, What Happens In Vegas
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Jorel David Moore, The Hottie And The Nottie
Larry The Cable Guy and Jenny Mccarthy, Witless Protection;
Eddie Murphy In Eddie Murphy, Meet Dave.

Have to go with Uwe Boll right? I mean the nomination itself is hilarious.

Worst Prequel, Sequel, Remake Or Rip-Off
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Disaster Movie
Meet The Spartans
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
Speed Racer
Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Again, have to assume Disaster Movie is the worst of these embarrassments.

Worst Director
Uwe Boll - Tunnel Rats, In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale And Postal
Jason Friedberg And Aaron Seltzer - Disaster Movie And Meet The Spartans
Tom Putnam - The Hottie And The Nottie
Marco Schnabel - The Love Guru
M. Night Shyamalan, The Happening.

Boll or Friedberg and Seltzer?

Worst Screenplay
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer - Disaster Movie And Meet The Spartans
M. Night Shyamalan - The Happening
Heidi Ferrer - The Hottie And The Nottie
Doug Taylor - In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Mike Myers and Graham Gordy, The Love Guru

Well I don't think Disaster Movie or Meet the Spartans had scripts so they shouldn't win. Let's go with Shyamalan cause he wrote a scene in which Marky Mark talks to a plastic plant.

Worst Career Achievement
Uwe Boll - "Germany's answer to Ed Wood".

Comparing Boll to Ed Wood is being kind.

Oscar Noms tomorrow at 8:30 AM EST.